Dan Sclarkenberg

Dan Sclarkenberg knows news. And knowing news like Dan knows news allows him to cruise for new news that might no be known. Naturally, knowing news as soon as Dan knows news puts him in the know, and since he knew it when it was new and is thus able to report it in the now, then yes, Dan knows news.cha

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